A Typical Night in Tuscaloosa

Duct taping someone to a liquid-filled cup that they had in their hands. Then, duct taping that cup in their hands to their chest. Then, duct taping their body to the stool they were sitting on. Then, they break free and ruin all of it.

Seeing what it feels like to take excited engagement pictures with someone when neither of you are engaged or anywhere close to being engaged.

Then, building towers out of household objects.

I like these nights.