Forever 21

 Growing old won't be so bad. I'll get to buy that shampoo that makes silver hair shinier. I'll wear those super comfy-looking tennis shoes that come in crazy colors like bronze and gold. I'll have clocks that tick loudly and I'll smell like flowers and love. I'll make brownies for my grandchildren and I'll tell them stories about my rockin' life. I'll make subtly crude jokes and I'll scare them with my dentures (God, please don't make me need dentures).

But... I wouldn't mind staying 21 forever.

These are things that I want to remember.